Dear Baby,
We've been getting a number of complaints from your neighbors lately. In particular the bladder, the ribcage, and the lower back all have submitted very harshly worded complaints about your rowdy behavior and lack of respect for space. Please remember that while you are only a temporary tenant your neighbors are all permanent residents. Your courteous treatment is requested. And while we're talking about it, your lease is going to expire very shortly and will NOT be renewed. I hope you've been collecting boxes, we will not hesitate to call in the authorities if you do not vacate the property in a timely manner.
Thank you, we hope you've enjoyed your stay,
The Management
P.S. Would love to give credit to the author of this note, but it was something I found on a pregnancy message board and the author is unknown.
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